07-30: Paula Deen to Dance with the Stars? Teresa Giudice to Jail?

Paula Deen couldn't dance her way out of being fired from the Food Network and endorsement deals. But could she dance with the stars? Deen would make a great contestant, Dancing with the Stars’ Cheryl Burke told ET Canada. She also theorized that cutting a rug on the ABC hit would help the cooked chef’s image. TheHollywoodGossip.com reminds us that Deen told Extra that she was invited to join the cast in 2010, but declined.

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice may have to trade in her designer clothes for some detention duds! All About the Real Housewives has the dirt on charges that she and husband Joe alleged to conspire to defraud lenders and illegally obtain mortgages from 2001 to 2008. They both face 50 years as Real Prisoners of the Corrections System. UPDATE: The couple has been released on bail.

07-29: Buy Sheryl Crow's Nest; Real Housewives of New Jersey

Cadets, If you’re in the market for new quarters, this could be your lucky day! Singer Sheryl Crow has dropped the price of her Los Angeles home by 22%! For the bargain basement price of just $12,495,000, Ms. Crow’s nest can be yours. Keep in mind, it’s in the Hollywood Hills, so everyday is winding road… Get it? [Radar Online]

The hugging. The drinking. The fighting. The crying. While this may sound like the reunion or wedding you attended this weekend, it was nothing like the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Everyone is talking about it today – so get caught up with an episode re-cap.

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07-29: Johnny Depp Quitting Acting? Adam Levine Ends Engagement with a Text Message?

 Johnny Depp (Photo: Angela George)

Is Jack Sparrow flying away from acting? Tabloid rag The Sun reports Johnny Depp is quitting the trade. It quotes an BBC interview airing today in which the Lone Ranger star says, “I wouldn’t say I am dropping out any second but I would say it’s not too far away.”

Did Adam Levine maroon his fiancée – with a text message? Wonderwall's hot gossip has the scoop on reports the Maroon 5 singer and Voice judge ended his engagement to 21-year-old Nina Agdal, who Life and Style says is heartbroken and didn’t see it coming at all.  But this isn’t the first time Levin has allegedly used digits to ditch a damsel. Wonderwall writes that 2006, he allegedly sent then-flame Jessica Simpson a message reading, "Really busy. Need space." Charming.

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07-25: Kris Jenner & Bruce Jenner: The Mile High Club?

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Ten-hut! Oh, the humanity, cadets: Kris Jenner & Bruce Jenner joined the Mile High Club - and Kris talked about in front of her kids. Little Miss Sunshine turns deadly, Lady Gaga is just plain rich, and we love Jennifer Lawrence. It's all here in the Celebrity Intel Briefing.

Kris Jenner revealed on national television she and husband Bruce once flew the frisky skies. The Kardashian matriarch blabbed on her talk show that she and Bruce decided to sneak away to the bathroom for some in-flight freaky fun. But when they landed, a flight attendant called them out - over the plane's public address system! (What the...?!) Odd... the airline of choice for the amorous couple was American and not, erm, Northwest. (Get it? Northwest...North West. Get it?) [Us Weekly]

The Hollywood Reporter writes that Abigail Breslin will star in the new zombie flick Maggie, in which she'll play a daughter infected by a walking-dead virus that has spread across the country. Playing Little Miss Sunshine's is Arnold Schwarzenegger - who, ironically, acted like a zombie while governing California. [The Hollywood Reporter]

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